Johnson has to dive through piles of money, solid walls, and down stairs to keep Rump’s rump safe from bullets, bombs, and massive falling tacos. Throw your ragdoll body in front of a red laser sight in a series of bizarre environments stocked with breakable physics objects and save the candidate from an untimely death. Sound familiar? The media is trying to assassinate the candidate and as his best bodyguard, you need to help Johnson take a bullet for the man. You play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson (Hi mom!), a bulletproof man sworn to protect the “most hated presidential candidate of all time” Ronald Rump. The player controls the ragdollish Rock Hard Johnson, and must protect the president by catching bullets, knocking things over, or even knocking Ronald on his own Rump! Mr.President Gameplay It’s Johnson’s job to protect Rump no matter what, even though Rump is the negative man that he is. That’s where his security guard, “Rock Hard” Johnson comes in. Due to his controversial and immature ways, he is targeted on a daily basis by snipers and assassins who wish to stop him from destroying the country, millions of lives, and, potentially, the world. President! Is a ragdoll game set in a time, presumably 2017 or late 2016 after election day, where Ronald Rump (parody of Donald Trump), an insensitive, childish, wig wearing billionaire, has somehow been elected as president of the United States of America.
